Jokes
Enjoy our collection of jokes and riddles for kids of all ages. We're sure they'll amuse and entertain you. What a blast!

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Jokes For Kids Of All Ages

How do turtles talk to each other?
By using shell phones!

How can you get breakfast in bed?
Sleep in the kitchen!

What do you get when you mix your dad's red paint with his white paint?
You get in trouble!

How do you get cool music?
Put your CDs in the fridge!

How can you tell that the ocean is friendly?
Because it waves!

What do elves do after school?
Gnomework!

What do you give a sick pig?
Oink-ment!

Did you take a bath this morning?
No. Is there one missing?

What's black and white and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra!

Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!

What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment!

What is the definition of a caterpillar?
A worm in a fur coat!

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?
Bugs Bunny!

What goes zzub, zzub?
A bee flying backwards!

What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?
Time to fix the fence!

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice Crispies

What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A little bear!

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a bear?
Winnie the Pooh

What's green and purple and goes up and down?
Barney in an elevator

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
Dino-mite!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from Colonel Sanders!

What do you call a burger with ham?
A hamburger!